| wut up party people
its the dubb again. i realize that i have problems. many. but sometimes it takes a freind to make you realize that you have a problem. only when you hear it from a freind will you take something seriously. Ali pointed out to me that i have a problem with not updating my xanga enought, and i have decided to confront this problem. So lets get busy in this bitch. ( props to the hottie formerly known as Ali)
My latest life lesson is about me getting a clue from sherlocks. (haha, it will be a funny pun, promise. not a sherlock the detective, but the bar. you will get it) i went there about two weeks ago and go obliterated. i was drunk as a ...... whatever is real drunk. i had two tabs out under two credit cards, one tab was 60 bucks, one tab was 100 bucks. but good ol drunk john added them up, thought 160, added tip, and wrote down 220 dollars. the only problem was that i wrote down 220 dollars on both tabs, instead of adding them up for one tab ( YOU HAVE TO BE REAL FUCKIN DRUNK TO DO THAT BY THE WAY!!) so you got it, john paid 440 bucks for 160 bucks worth of drinks. that was my lesson. dont get so drunk. thank you sherlock.
in my pissed off-ness, i went enraged into sherlocks the next day and asked how they could over charge me so much. i caused a scene. when they helped me, they showed my tabs, and how drunk i was to write on them. i wrote the dollar amount where the name line was and stuff. i was totally embarrasses. rather that get super pissed, the manager framed the two tabs for me, and gave them to me so i could hang them on my wall at home as a reminder of my great evening. wow. what a dick-head i am.
remember folks, show love to one another, but not too much. remember j-dubbs old saying:
it takes many nails to build a baby's crib, but one screw to fill it.
haha, i made a funny.
Dubb |
